Are most of you even aware that the left lane is for people who are passing others? Or do you think the left lane is just another lane to fix your makeup, bitch with your woman on the phone, throw shit to your kids in the back, eat your fatty doughnut, twiddle your shit, rock out to Juice Newton, pretend you have "hand" in the car when you get shit on everwhere else but behind the wheel...you're a God? Is that it? Well I hate to burst your bubble but you're just like all the rest of us.
You know, in Colorado, they'll ticket your sorry ass for even thinking of hanging out in the left lane. And don't give me the, "right lane is backed up and people are going too slow" routine. They're going to fucking slow because you're ass is in the left lane and won't let them pass the person in front of them! So do us all a favor you Left Laners...move your ass before we start rear ending you just to push your ever closer to our final destination so we can dispose of your useless body and eat our deep dish pizzas while watching the Twins get their asses kicked.
Thank you.
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